When you found another non-canon couple to ship
Cities look like graveyards from space in the daylight, and fires by moonlight.
peter: iron man
peter: iron man
peter: does whatever an
peter: iron can
peter: does he rust?
peter: yes he does
peter: and once he watched me
peter: turn to dust—
tony: [microphone crashing, muffled screaming]
Lmao this is the best one
why would you sAY THAT WHAT THE HECK
LMFAOOOO THIS IS SO EVIL JAJAJSJSJSHD
me writing a mediocre post on my blog that i know will receive a max of 7 notes, most of which are likes from my mutuals: wow i rly am the funniest person alive i should go professional
I’m going to get an injection in my gums and a procedure at the dentist now RIP me

I lived bitch