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welcome to the hell-hole I call my main blog.

Sam || 15 || Indian || cis girl || bisexual
"Best blog I've seen in a while" -nobody
"Posts too much about animals" -my dog
"funny" -one (1) person ever
"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" -Mary Poppins
"Think of an unfunny addition to a text post. And then imagine a blog dedicated to it" -Obama
I also reblog memes and science shit. And get involved in discourse sometimes. And swear too much. And use the "™" symbol too much. I have a dog who I'm very very proud of. That's all thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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your-villainous-neighbour

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